Thursday, January 29, 2015

Package

I opened the door saw the new package and yelled for my boss. The package said 120 pounds female. When my boss arrived he quickly opened the box to unpack the new human because they only can be package for 10 hours before going bad. After he got her unpackaged my boss instructed me to take her with the others.  Doing as I was told I lugged this heavy woman to a huge building down the street.  When we arrive I opened the heavy door and went to the back room. I turned on the human by slapping her in the face and waited for her to awake. When she woke up I named her lizzy and showed her where she would be living and working. Lizzy didnt say much but seemed happy with her job and living space. Once I was done giving her a tour I sent her to start working to keep up the bear population needs. 

Thursday, January 22, 2015

What to eat

What to eat when you are hungry. 
A- apple
B- banana 
C- chipotle
D- Dairy Queen
E- Eggplant 
F-French Fries
G- Grape
H- Hamburger 
I- Icecream
J- Jam
K- Kiwi
L- Lemons 
M-Melon
N- Noodles 
O-Octopus 
P- Pudding
Q-Queso
R- Rice
S- Starbucks 
T- Toast
U- Unagi
V- Vinilla Ice Cream
W- Watermelon 
X- X-mas cookies
Y- Yellow peppers 
Z- Zucchini






Friday, January 9, 2015

Introvert

I am an introvert because I do not like talking to people I do not know and I prefer to hang out with a small group of friends rather than hanging out with huge crowds. I would like if my friends were both introverts and extroverts because we would all get along but somtimes it is good to try new things and my extroverts friends could help me try new things. Most of my family are extroverts.I believe extroverts have it easier in life compaired to introverts because it is easier for them to talk to people and try new things. Introverts would make a better leader because even though they are quiet they are smart and they could have good ideas. 

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Ten clones


If I had ten clones of myself for one day I would make them all my personal servants. The first clone I would make do all of my homework so I would not have to. My next clone I would have go to school for me while I sit at home and relax. My third clone I would have cook me food and clean up after me. Next I would have me fifth clone do all of my chores so I would not have to worry about doing them later. Then I would have my next clone go out and buy me starbucks and chipotle. My seventh clone I would make sit in driving class so I do not have to sit in the class for four hours. Next I would have my eighth clone go take all my finals in one day so I do not have to take any of them. My ninth clone I would make play with my dog so she would not bother me while I was relaxing. Finally I would have my last clone try to invent a way to keep my clones alive longer than one day.  

do not text and drive extra credit

Stop! Do not text and drive
unless you want to die
your life is more important
than one little text
it can wait
Stop! Do not text and drive
your friends can wait
it does not matter if your phone is looking up at you
or calling your name
Do not risk your life
for a text
it can wait
Stop! Do not text and drive
it could change someones life
you could harm an innocent person
and change their life forever
Stop! Do not text and drive
focus on the road
and not your phone
there is no need to text
when you are driving
Do not harm yourself or anyone else
Stop! Do not text and drive.










Thursday, December 4, 2014

Island

  If I could create a island that I could vacation at for a week it would have a small cottage and a hot tube in the backyard.  My small cottage could have one bedroom, one bathroom, and a kitchen. Outside the cottage would have a small deck with a fireplace and some chairs. Next to the deck would be the ocean that I could swim in or ride my jet skis in. Ontop of my roof would have two zip lines that either lead to the ocean or into a giant ball pit. In my front yard I would have a huge trampoline and a foam pit to jump into. Also in the ocean would be dolphines that I could ride.  Another feature my island would have would be a helicopter and a personal driver incase I need anything I would be able to fly into the city to get it. Finally I would have a giant obstacle course in the ocean in front of my house. 

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

ten dollars

I am a ten dollar bill. In my life time I have been given to people or traded for something thousands of times. I have seen inside many shops and houses of people that have owned me in the past years. Sometimes I return to the people I once had before after being through a long process of being given to many different people. Today I sit alone in a man’s dark wallet. The man takes me into a small shop in the town. In this shop the man walks around for a while with me in his hand. Finally the man traded me in for a loaf of bread. I now sit in a cash register waiting to be given out to a different person that arrives at the store today. Finally a young boy walks into the store with his father and I get handed to him. We take a long walk until we show up to a small house. Inside the house the little boy puts my into a pig shaped box. I sit here in the box until my next journey comes.